MURS sampled I Wanna Be Where You Are on his last album, MURS For President.
I’m going to set the landspeed record for making yourself sick of a song.
The Phantom of the Office is throwing out the first pitch at an NJ Jackals minor league baseball game this week, and I am extremely excited. According to the press release -
CollegeHumor’s night at the ballpark on July 9 is also Thurs-T Thursday. At every Thursday game, all 16oz sodas and 12oz domestic drafts are only $1.
Done! Thanks to LeeLeeLee in the comments for tracking down a high quality photo of Palin’s resignation. Unfortunately I couldn’t get nearly as high quality for Carmen Sandiego’s hat, but I think this does the job.
Someone should really be Photoshopping a Carmen Sandiego hat onto Sarah Palin. Does anyone know of a higher quality picture from her resignation speech? I can only find video.
Dear Owner of Mountain Creek,
This weekend I visited your waterpark, which I’ve been doing every few summers since I was a kid and it was still known as Action Park*. I had a great day, but I also had some exciting ideas about how to improve the Mountain Creek experience. You’re obviously important and busy people, so I’m just going to get right to the suggestions without wasting time on what I assure you are very impressive waterpark rennovation credentials.
1) Replace the Tarzan Swings with tire swings. BAM! We’re just getting started and I’ve somehow improved what was already one of the park’s best attractions for the cost of a few old tires!
2) Currently you have to wait in line to ride Thunder Drop as a pair in a double-tube, but I feel like if we just let everyone do whatever it would probably be fine. If I sign a waiver, could I do it on a boogie board?
3) Waterslides that go up.
4) Just less rules in general.
5) What’s the worst part of the water park? Getting out of the water. That’s why I propose putting the entire park in a huge 5-acre pool. All the waiting on line, eating, drinking, souveneir shopping - everything - is done in the pool. You basically get in immediately after parking your car and never get out. We will figure out bathrooms later.
Thank you, I will follow-up with a call to see how quickly my suggestions are being implemented. See you again soon!
Sincerely,
Jeff Rubin
Waterslide Enthusiast
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* p.s. Neutrality debate or not the Action Park article is one of my favorites on Wikipedia. I don’t know if you guys have been reading my blog, but that’s kinda a big deal.
