Just watched Road House (again) and this time I got to see it on VHS. This amazing ad played before the movie.

I tried Googling “1-900-988-6666.” Sometime after February of 1990 the Roadhouse Challenge ended the number became a Speed Seduction Hotline. You can call and, for just $2 per minute, learn techniques like, “Amplifying Her Lust,” “Creating Instantaneous Attraction Within Minutes of Meeting Her,” and “Destroying Her Last Minute Resistance to Screwing.” 

Of course, you can learn all that and more for much cheaper by just letting the VHS play and watching Road House.