This is “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey,” by a post-Beatles but pre-Wings Paul McCartney.

It’s really two songs in one - think Boston’s Foreplay/Longtime. The Uncle Albert half is pleasant, but nothing to blog about. Admiral Halsey, however, is a must. You’ll know when it starts. My friend Adam accurately described it as, “an Oompa Loompa romp through the sea.” I challenge you to listen and not get those horns and that chorus stuck in your head.

Just try.