This weekend I had the privilege of briefly talking to “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.

He was not only nice, but also smart and very funny. I’m embarrassed that I was surprised. His in-ring persona was something of an idiot redneck, so I always assumed that’s what he was like in real life too. That makes me the idiot.

Now that I think of it, Undertaker probably doesn’t have mystical powers derived from an urn either.