Congratulations Dorks, We Officially Took Over

Take a look at the top 25 grossing movies of all time. I’ve bolded films based on things that a middle schooler used to get picked on for liking.

1. Titanic
2. Star Wars
3. Shrek 2
4. ET
5. Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace
6. Pirates of the Carribean
7. Spider-man
8. Star Wars Epiosde III - Return of the Sith
9. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
10. Spider-Man 2
11. The Passion of the Christ
12. Jurassic Park
13. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
14. Finding Nemo
15. Spider-Man 3
16. Forrest Gump
17. The Lion King
18. Shrek the Third
19. Transformers
20. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
21. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
22. Iron Man
23. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
24. Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones
25. Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End

Pirates of the Carribean is a Disney World ride designed to scare children and Harry Potter is about wizards, so I’m being pretty generous and I still counted 12. When Dark Knight Returns settles somewhere on this list, we’ll be at more than half. Can you imagine what will happen if someone figures out how to successfully adapt videogames?

Yup. I bet all those jocks feel pretty silly that they wasted their teenage years with girls or whatever. I already have several good guesses about who the villain in Spider-man 4 might be!