I just watched Hilary Clinton’s speech on Fox News (the other HD news channels weren’t working for some reason, possibly a conspiracy to make snobby dorks watch more Fox News). I usually avoid watching news on TV, so forgive me if you guys all seen this stuff before…

- Mike Huckabee must be sad that, even months after the race was decided, the media insists on keeping the Republican delegate breakdown on-screen at all times as if it’s breaking news. That’s like ESPN still scrolling the Superbowl score through the ticker.

- When introducing Senator Clinton, her campaign advisor (Terry McAuliffe)  actually opened up with, “It’s great to be back in New. York. Cityyyy!” As anyone who has seen me do karaoke knows, I think this is the #1 funniest thing you can do while holding a microphone.

- Throughout the night several Fox News anchors and pundits referred to a large computer screen you can touch and interact with as the “magic map,” as if it were forged by goblin sorcerers.