The best part of Jersey Shore is, easily, the t-shirt store where the gang works. I freeze every frame and read every shirt (what did we do before DVR!?). Unfortunately, MTV blurs out all the good ones.

Lucky for us I just remembered that when I was at the Jersey shore last summer, I took a picture at a similar store. At the time it was just for Ricky (a scholar of awful t-shirts) but just six months later, improbably, interest in vulgar Jersey shore t-shirts has spiked to what will I expect will be an all-time high. So I thought I’d share it with everyone.

My favorite’s “Hump & Dump.”
Update - I think I prefer “Millions of My Potential Children Just DIED On Your Daughter’s Face”