I’m assuming most people have no immediate plans to see Punisher: War Zone, but there are two scenes you should really watch. 95% of the value you could possibly squeeze from the movie is contained in these two scenes. You will effectively have consumed the entire movie in under :90. I was worried I’d have to upload them myself since I wasn’t sure anyone else even saw the movie but, thankfully, literally every scene from Punisher: War Zone appears to already be on YouTube.

The first is :30 and embedded above. The bald guy is an FBI agent who is reluctantly working with the vigilante Punisher, Frank Castle. I don’t know if the scene plays as well embedded on a blog, but in context it made me laugh harder than any comedy this year.

Here’s the second. The setup - a gang of methheads in an obviously green-screened New York are really, really into parkour. They’re also endlessly amused by their own antics.

There you have it. I watched Punisher: War Zone so you don’t have to! GODDAMN IT CASTLE!