The elephant in the CGI adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who looks like a real asshole, doesn’t he? I feel like he’s trying to sell me something. His smile says “I know you think I’m an asshole but guess what - I don’t care.” It’s just not someone I want to spend 90 minutes with.

Also, I don’t know what that blue thing leaning on the H is, but I already hate it.  Here’s another charming new character that didn’t even make the main poster.

Compare to Seuss’ original art. They even got the orange wrong. Quick - someone slap a “Now a major motion picture” sticker on there!