This was the thing in this picture.

This menu is a collector’s item. I legit wanna keep mine in a mylar bag.

patrickcassels:

adamconover:

Dan, Kelly, and Arthur handed out these unbelievably hilarious fake restaurant menus at the Great Googa Mooga Festival in Brooklyn this weekend, and people are freaking out about them. Click through to see the whole thing. It’s a big batch of truly inspired gut-busting nonsense.

Add me to the growing list of this menu’s fans. One dead dog with yarn clippings, please.