Hard to believe, but it’s almost time to start dreaming of elaborate Halloween costumes before giving up on 10/30 and going as Pregnant Man again*.

Is anyone down for my dream group costume, Scooby Doo Meets the Harlem Globetrotters? What I need is five Globetrotters and five members of Mystery Inc - though I think a ghost pirate or two would really help our cause.

Also, and I’m considering not admitting this on the Internet, I think I could really pull of Velma.

* In 6th grade I went to school as Pregnant Man (which is more or less just writing BUN IN THE OVEN on a t-shirt and sticking a pillow under it) and could not understand why the administration was so mad about it. They wouldn’t explain themselves.