In honor of Hanukkah -

When I was 14-years-old, my family went on a cruise. Bowzer from Sha Na Na was the entertainment. You’re all trapped on a boat together so we kept bumping into him the entire trip and every time, because I was hilarious, I brought up the Hanukkah song. At the end of the vacation I asked for his autograph and requested this entire message. In case you can’t read it, it says - 

“To Jeff, from the Carnegie Deli with Arthur Fonzarelli, Bowzer from Sha Na Na ps now get the hell away from me.”