Hey everyone in high school who said I’d never amount to anything - here I am in The Record Setter Book of World Records under “Most Whoopee Cushions Sat on at 30 Seconds Without Laughing.” You can only kinda see it in the upper right corner, but I’m filed under ‘visionaries.’

I currently hold 4 records on Record Setter, including a new one I set at the book release party - “Fastest Time To Finish First Level Of ‘Super Mario 3D Land’ And Name 40 Mario Games.”