2008

Jul

CollegeHumor’s “Font Conference” The spiritual successor to Internet Commenter Business Meeting.

In addition to the CollegeHumor Live Show on Thursday, I’ll be doing stand-up in Comix’...

Pat and I wrote a new Brain Filler - 9 (Very) Short-Lived Celebrity Talk Shows. I like using this...

Congratulations Dorks, We Officially...

Take a look at the top 25 grossing movies of all time. I’ve bolded films based on things that...

I was never really concerned about how JeffRubinJeffRubin.com looked, but after I saw CollegeHumor...

Orson Welles and Steven Segal, we must be working on a new...

Digg Comments From When They Announced...

(almost two years ago to the day) While I will attempt to not compare him to Nicholson or “The...

Work brought me to Orlando this weekend, so I took the opportunity to go to DisneyWorld and...

FX has ordered fifty two new episodes of the criminally underrated It’s Always Sunny in...

Fear of Disney’s invisible security force made me a little hesitant to participate in this...

As I’ve mentioned before, I often don’t know what I’m talking about on Play Value....

From Wikipedia… [Van Halen’s Panama] was written about a car. According to David Lee...

I gave them my email address when booking online, and they...

Talking about will.i.am over IM is fun because Adium interprets his name as a website. He’s...

I’m concerned about the enviorment and rising energy costs, so I’m making a serious...

Last week, I wrote about a page and a half on Lostpedia’s article of nicknames Lost characters...

I don’t usually post MP3s, but I just can’t stop listening to King Harvest’s...

Jun

I usually resist just posting Wikipedia articles I find interesting, but I thought you guys would...

Buy Wall-e merchandise from Walmart

As far as I can tell, the Planet Hollywood in Times Square...

I love finding the corners of the Internet. As well all know, sometimes Wikipedia’s Lost pages...

CollegeHumor’s Hand Vagina is the #3 and #4 result...

Kanye West recently performed at the annual Bonnaroo Music Festival and, for assorted reasons, he...

Oh, third most exciting cameo in the Hulk? Bill from Freaks and Geeks.

I would rather see the fire extinguishing robot from Iron Man spun-off than sit through another Hulk...

The Onion News Network keeps getting better. I couldn’t stop laughing at their newest, Most...

Update - I did not make the cut for World’s Dumbest Partiers. Streeter probably won’t...

Righteous Kill is the movie that finally teams up 50-Cent and Donnie Wahlberg.

If you couldn’t make it to The Rejection Show last week to see Streeter and I, don’t...

Streeter tried this and was pleased with the results, so...

Tomorrow night, Streeter and myself return to the Rejection Show. We’ll be talking about the...

Another new Play Value! This one’s about the founding fathers of videogames. There are a few...

French Stewart impression

I just watched Hilary Clinton’s speech on Fox News (the other HD news channels weren’t...

One of my can’t miss blogs is Ridiculous Infomercial Review. From their latest post: At long...

May

New Brain Filler up - “Your Guide to Fictional Little People.” This (partially) explains...

Still catching up on some business. Dan Gurewitch and Patrick Cassels have new blogs, and the...

I dislike when bloggers start sentences with the words, “I think.” You are at...

I don’t have much to say in this episode of Play Value, but I made every second I was on...

Patrick and I have another Brain Filler up on CollegeHumor - A Brief History Of Cars Crashing...

I’ve been doing some hard drive cleaning, and I recently came across some papers I wrote in...

I know Paradise by the Dashboard Light isn’t an untouchable political anthem, but it still...

I know a blog isn’t Google, but when I asked for a season 2 episode of Family Matters it...

I posted some All Nighter pictures on Flickr. In the above,...

Scott's Pizza Tour on Fox 5 News

The CollegeHumor All Nighter was enormously fun. I want to thank the people we talked with in the...

CollegeHumor All Nighter is underway. Tune in and watch our progress all night at...

Apr

Oops! CollegeHumor didn’t make enough videos before...

Characters from The Wire done in the style of The Simpsons

“Heidy-ho, web surfers. Steven Q. Urkel here. Welcome to...”
— UrkelNet, the #1 Family...

More pizza tour press - NY Daily News (!) - Slice - NJ.com...

Today was the first official run of Scott’s Pizza...

“The problem with doing a show where people talk about...”
— Play Value producer Jeremiah...

BREAKING NEWS! You know that mid-90’s song, “Right Time, Wrong Me”? I thought I...

Before I left for work this morning, I wrote up a quick post requesting an embeddable rimshot...

InstantRimshot.com doesn’t seem to have any contact information, so I’m just going to...

I was researching the average height of a Smurf for an article and learned that Smurfs are often...

“With some better writers, you could be a regular Jay Leno.”
— Same friend of my parents, who...

Me playing videogames with Ben Schwartz and the editorial staff of High Times.

“Your delivery is great, but I’m not crazy about...”
— One of my parents’...

I wrote this about a year and a half ago, Dan helped me refine the script, Sam and team CHTV...

Sarah tried a quadruple stuff E.L. Fudge, but reported that...

Holy shit Speed Racer looks terrible. I have no nostalgia...

Just showed up at the office, works perfectly.

Scott’s Pizza Tours is open for business. You can sign...

I’m developing quite a backlog of things to blog. Let’s knock some of them out with...

CollegeHumor superfans, take note. I’m busy this weekend, so newly promoted editorial...

Spinto Band and Reggie Watts do "Brown...

Seven Jokes That Came True Pat and I have been writing a still untitled column for CollegeHumor...

“93% of us eat at least a pie of pizza every month.”
— The Travel Channel’s...

Mar

I was researching the world record was for memory game Simon when I came across these two vintage...

Sunday Afternoon Trivia

Paul Shaffer (David Letterman’s second banana/early SNL musical director) wrote It’s...

A Veteran MAD Man Remains in the Fold

Chris “Broadway” Romero, director for new media at G-Unit Records: “The thing...

I’ve got a problem with the new show at Medieval...

jakehurwitz: This post is a petition for Patrick Cassels to...

Prepare to hear a new song by the guy who wrote the theme songs for Full House, Step By Step,...

Jesse Frederick is most well known for writing the theme...

In order to go on Birthright, a free 10 day trip through...

This is a performance of God Gave Rock and Roll To You, perhaps better known as the song that brings...

pile: Wire actor spotting update - Gus’ boss (The Sun editor) in a Holiday Inn ad. - Levy in an...

What’s lower than a movie ad that quotes Maxim or Ain’t It Cool News? Movie ads that...

I never noticed before, but iTunes syncs it’s “play count” with your iPod. Now I...

Stuff You Won't Find in a "Real"...

From the Wikipedia page on Saturday morning cartoon Static Shock - In the series Static Shock,...

I made another videogame video for CollegeHumor. In this week’s episode, I play the new Smash...

Michael Kenneth Williams | The A.V. Club

I started dabbling in stand-up again, and here’s some of it. I’m still tweaking some...

HBO has picked up a new pilot from Bob and...

My Three Favorite Pages on Wikipedia

Perfect Game - In 132 years of baseball, there have only been 17 perfect games (I was actually at...

What’s the most outrageous request from a customer you’ve had to accommodate? Sarah...

Did Eliot Spitzer's Choice of Favorite Pizza...

samreich: Internet Commenter Funeral, the last? in our Internet Commenter series. Digg it if you...

I’ve never hoped for people to ask me “what did...

I caught this in today’s Metro (full story here, I...

Kevin sent us this hilarious email. Ha ha hilarious, right?...

Scott's Pizza Tours

Prediction!

There will be a Saved By the Bell movie within the next 10 years. It will star new kids, though...

For my last post, I really wanted to include images of both the new Horton Hears a Who poster and...

The elephant in the CGI adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who looks like a real asshole,...

Scott is going to start running professional pizza tours...

Thanks to Dave for letting me know that I’m not the only one who noticed Pete Hammond....

Maxim gave the new Black Crowes album a poor review. The only problem? There weren’t any...

Feb

I’ve recently become obsessed with the song My Sharona by The Knack. When I become this into...

Streeter and I went ahead and made a big editorial decision for CollegeHumor

I was thinking about TV theme songs that introduce the cast. I was wondering what determines which...

This BustedTee idea has been kicking around for a few months...

Hardly Working: Jackass Probably not the best Hardly Working, but the fact it’s coherent at...

The FCC recently fined ABC for the time when, five years ago, they showed a female butt on NYPD...

This is why Wikipedia is the new IMDb. If you want to know...

Movies I'm Proud I Saw In Theaters

I didn’t only see bad movies. I saw everything. This list is kind of the opposite of the last...

I’m pretty good at keeping up on shitty movies (see previous post) so I don’t know how...

Movies I Paid To See In Theaters

Well, I did it. I sat down and made a list of bad movies I’ve seen in theaters. I...